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5,000 one and two liners for any and every occasion.

Leopold Fechtner

5,000 one and two liners for any and every occasion.

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Published by Parker Pub. Co. in West Nyack, N.Y .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • American wit and humor.

  • Classifications
    LC ClassificationsPN6162 .F38
    The Physical Object
    Pagination264 p.
    Number of Pages264
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL5411941M
    ISBN 100133215393
    LC Control Number73002886
    OCLC/WorldCa584837

    A: Hill-arious! A: A stamp Q: What kind of key opens a banana? A: The road! By the time the Titanic wreckage was found, most of the food that had sunk with the ship was long gone.

    Elisha: Reported to have lived with a single widow while at his former church. Q: How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb? The alarm was relayed to the bridge, where First Officer William Murdoch ordered the ship put "hard-a-starboard" and the engines reversed; he also pulled the lever that closed the watertight compartment doors. Charles X, the last Bourbon, invited Victor Hugo to his coronation, the bloody fool. Have something to add?

    Q: Why did the belt go to jail? An account by John R. A: They egg them on! Buy it! Artifacts recovered from the wreckage are included in several Titanic museum exhibits.


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5,000 one and two liners for any and every occasion

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